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Mappa Muddli part II

Modern consumer capitalism purports to provide the 21st century person with an array of choice in all manner of areas. However, melding choice with competition actually results in something called ‘choice paralysis’. For sure, monopolies do exist. But in many areas of our lives it is not a monopoly that constrains us, but the time it requires to select a single product from the bountiful shelves of plenty.

Of course, at this point we should acknowledge that for many global inhabitants choices are severely restricted by economic inequality, culture and circumstance. All the more galling then when we allegedly fortunate ones are confronted by a proliferation of spurious alternatives, requiring us to engage our intellectual energies in unnecessary activity. All those resources expended on producing 50 different types of tins of bean when for most people, beans are beans are beans.

In actual fact, Rose and I have somewhat limited intellectual energies. At our age, we much prefer to receive that which will sustain us with very little thought on our part. If it does the job, let’s leave it there. Give me a tin of beans and be done with it.

So, what has all this got to do with maps? Well, it appears that since we took possession of ‘The Garmin’, the field of online navigation has become rather congested. Navigation apps on handheld screens are now ubiquitous. Multiple companies provide opportunities for us to gawp at the way a little blue dot seems to be pointing us in unwanted directions over indeterminate terrain. Provided your phone batteries keep hanging in there.

Why not just use ‘The Garmin’ and be done with it? Good question. Sure, who wouldn’t want to pack their knapsack with a house brick? Granted it has a nice big battery, hence the weight. But it also needs a special charger and special spectacles (its screen is tiny). The Garmin system is great for planning walks on a computer, but you do not actually need ‘The Garmin’ to follow these routes. So, our routes remain in the virtual world and ‘The Garmin’ in the desk drawer.

When Rose first pitched the idea of a walk in the Deutsch woods, he found our wander on an app called Komoot. Using Komoot you can discover crowd sourced wanders completely for free. Rose loves this concept. However, like most similar products, Komoot sucks you into the world of ‘in-app purchases’. In the free version, the maps are basic, and you cannot use the app to actually navigate. Even buying a one-off reasonably priced total world map pushes you further to annual navigation subscriptions and other unnecessary accoutrements. Nonetheless, with a route and the online map you can use Komoot to wander. Hello little blue dot.

As observant readers will note, we have in fact purchased a real-life Kompass paper map with folds and a waterproof cover. A map that will flutter in the breeze and blow away in a gale. Goodbye little blue dot. 

However, the good people at the Kompass Karten Company have responded to competition from the online navigation and map providers by replicating their paper maps online themselves. Their maps come with a QR code that once scanned uploads your purchase into their own app. You can even import routes from elsewhere and overlay them on their online map. Welcome back little blue dot!

Enter ‘Pocket Earth’, an app recommended by a travel agency for their self-guided walking holidays. It does the same as the others, is free, and allows us to download our routes (thanks Garmin and Komoot). The embedded map is quite good too. This one has a little blue arrow!

And of course, we have omitted to mention the granddaddy of them all – Google Maps. Renowned for taking east European lorry drivers and unwary holiday makers up impassable alleys and one-way streets, it is nonetheless helpful on a macro scale. Rose and I are, nonetheless, somewhat nervous about being told to jump off 200m high cliffs by the good people at google as a means to shorten a 50m path detour. Plus, you cannot upload a .gpx file to google maps.

Ahh – the .gpx file, the currency of modern navigation. Readable by almost all navigation and mapping apps, we have copied, constructed and liberally dispersed our own .gpx files all over the various mapping products described above. Here it is! We now find ourselves in the (un)enviable position of being able to flip from app to app, from little blue dot to arrow, from blurred to detailed online maps. 

We can even unfold our paper version, should we wish to go all retro.

It seems to us, therefore, that most of our wander will be spent peering at our phone screens to see how close our various blue signs are to our intended route. We can imagine heated conversations extolling the accuracy of Komoot, Kompass and Pocket Earth. We may even part company and follow our own preferred pathing app, swapping navigation notes at the end of our days wanders. 

Or we can stick together, follow the signposts and look at the scenery.

The Joy of Ex….pectation

Or….More Vorfreude and less Schadenfreude

Rose recently alerted us to a new concept coming out of the world of psychology, an area of life of which we are both not unaware, if also somewhat cynical of. Rather wonderfully, given the destination of our upcoming wander, the term he introduced into our shared lexicon was a German term ‘Vorfreude‘ or ‘the anticipation of joy’.

Apparently, winding ourselves up into a frenzy of expectation regarding our Black Forest adventure is actually of great benefit to our mental health. There is certainly no doubt about it, we are both in a state of increasing vorfreude as our start date looms. Personally, I am so vorfreuden I am fit to burst, or as the Germans would put it: sehrvielenvorfreudenburstmachen. (Put it in google translate, the word actually works).

According to one of the experts quoted in the Gurniad article discovered by Rose, people often feel joy and excitement when planning a trip, thinking about going on a date or anticipating a special meal. Well all those things are true of us. Although Rose is not the most eagerly anticipated date night companion, as well as the trip I shall be discovering the joy of turning 65 during our wander, and Rose has promised me a special Geburtstagsessen. So two out of three ain’t bad.

Apparently, looking forward to something increases the pleasure of the event itself. So we are actually having two wanders: one imaginary, the other real. The article lists 30 ‘zero-effort’ ways to fill our lives with joy. Not so sure about the zero effort bit though. We recently had a look at the gradients on our forthcoming wander….and the gym is far from the zero effort recommended by the Gurniad. Nonetheless, pouring over maps, tracing routes in highlighter pen and imagining experiencing the multiple wellness treats provided by the Black Forest hotels seems to fit the bill nicely. Very sehrvielenvorfreudenburstmachenwellness.

Among the other vorfreuden tricks listed we will most certainly engage in are savouring the moment (check), treating ourselves (check), scheduling movement (very much a check), looking for natural wonders (check), throwing a party (check, see earlier comment regarding Geburtstagsessen) and enjoying getting ready for bed (check, post wander exhaustion really helps here). There are a few duds though including meal planning, a daily poem and going to the library, none of which seem to fit into our rugged wander existence.

However, FUTURE ALERT, ‘putting plans in writing’ and ‘keeping a joy journal’ are right up there, despite worries about potential joy journal messiness. We have been much taken with recent Facebook postings by friends @DouglasThompson and @PaulWheble on their respective wanders. We will be doing similar. Please follow @WanderingMan for daily posts on the wander and delve into our very own daily Joy Journal, or as the Germans would say, “sehrvielenvorfreudenburstmachentäglichjoyjournal“.

Mappa Muddli Part I

As regular readers of these think pieces will know, our wanders can sometimes head off on unexpected paths. Hardly surprising, in that on two occasions we have actually set off ‘sans maps’. In Nepal, we even arrived back at our start point to buy a map and guidebook to read on the flight home. You know, so we could see where we had been.

Some basic insights seem well overdue. For example, that maps are designed to guide your way. That they include information on roads, paths, buildings, contours and so on. Amazingly, maps are orientated north/south, allowing the map reader to position themselves with reference to where the sun rises and sets. You cannot get lost with a map. Can you?

In 2017, we took possession of a failsafe electronic navigation device, the Garmin. Weighing slightly less than a standard house brick, plus auxiliary battery pack, the Garmin doubled our Nepalese backpack tonnage. Furthermore, the electronic map we installed was woefully inadequate. Nepal does not possess (or at least the Garmin version of Nepal) a serious set of Ordnance Survey maps. It got us out of trouble just the once. The map we bought in Kathmandu on the way home was much better and lighter, even if somewhat late for our purposes.

But this time, we are heading off to one of the most developed countries in the world. Surely, mapping would have been brought to the very peak of sophistication by the methodologically minded germans. We went looking.

Indeed, our proposition is true. Germany has a network of fabulous maps. But (there is always one of those, isn’t there), identifying the correct map, and then finding somewhere to sell one to you is quite another thing altogether. Stanfords Map Shop in London didn’t list one remotely likely option. Another UK shop looked more hopeful. The dilemma was less identification than selection. There was no way to figure out which map we needed. So, we took a punt and ordered what we thought was the right one.

Sadly, a miss. Perhaps more of a maybe than a miss, but definitely not a hit. If we had been walking a few miles to the west it would have been ideal. But we were not, and it was not. Happily, a wonderful French company came good, and we ordered the next easterly version of the Kompass Map series and hit the bullseye. Baiersbronn, our start and finish point, sat squarely in the middle of our new purchase.

So now, like an expert carpenter, we had the right tool. A lightweight, accurate and relevant means to find our way around the Black Forest. What could go wrong? What indeed.

To be continued……

One finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, keep moving

All of the wanders outlined in these blogs have presented multiple challenges. One might imagine that route finding in the Black Forest would be somewhat more simple than wandering around the poorly mapped hinterlands of Nepal or Rwanda. To be confirmed or not once we get there. We actually have a map this time. A real one. With impossible to replicate folds. The full package.

Happily, we also seem to have overcome the vagaries of booking dot…really, albeit Rose did initially book one accommodation venue for the right day but the wrong year. There is though, a further trial ahead. Mix five years aging with lockdown inactivity and a soupcon of decrepitude and the finely honed bodies of our last wander are but a distant memory. Yes, we are not the men we used to be.

Wandering man and Rose have taken different paths to feebleness, one more prosaic, the other quite exotic. In the case of Wandering Man, the relentless but somewhat predictable advance of arthritis has led to periods of enforced inactivity interspersed with the insertion of spectacular bits of metal into the spine. Quietly confident, after the resulting disappearance of neurological claudication, i.e. the ability to feel his feet again, there remains only the wobbly knee syndrome and muscular atrophy to conquer. Plus of course the maintenance of heart health which observant readers will be well aware prompted these wanders in the first place.

Rose, however, does it differently. In a colourful list of ailments to have assailed him since our last wander, he lists an eyelid tic (the insect variety, not the behavioural disorder), a bout of Dengue Fever and a broken Achilles tendon. All of these infirmities have been a consequence of toxic encounters with other members of the animal kingdom. Even the Achilles issue came about as Rose sought to release an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile of the suborder Serpentes – a snake to you and me – that had become tangled in some netting covering a well in Rose’s garden. 

Apparently there are wolves in the Black Forest, so on current form Rose will probably experience some other anatomical malfunction consequent upon a close encounter of the Canis lupus lupus form.

Predictably, we have taken different approaches to regaining lost youthful vigour. Wandering man has joined two gyms and now undertakes grim exercises with intimidating names such as ‘front squat with dumbbell’, ‘deadlift’, ‘press on flat bench’ and the hideous ‘alternating sled push/pull’. Rose, on the other hand goes for walks on the beach. And it’s a lovely beach, with sand and waves and no gym music. Absolutely no gym music. Whilst Rose listens to the gentle crash of waves and observes the ocean, Wandering man endures thumping bass and watches the TV to learn all about food he is not allowed to eat from the cooking programmes taunting him above the gym machines.

Because dieting is, of course, the other ‘regime’. Enforced inactivity and French cuisine have taken their toll. Years of natural selection have allowed the average French person to tolerate morning pastries, extensive two-hour lunches, rich sauces, and fine wines. No such luck for the average Anglo Saxon like Wandering man, who balloons at the mere mention of the word Cassoulet. As for Rose, he is in a better position in finding hot climates incompatible with eating food. It also helps that he spends hours round the garden, pursuing his chickens who give him the right run around. Whereas most people take the dogs out, it’s the chickens that take Rose for walks.

So here we are, trying to lose weight and put on muscle mass in a vain attempt to rediscover the elixir of our lost youths. How our newly rejuvenated mid-sixties bodies will cope with the first incline, we wait to see. The wander we have planned is called ‘Lakes and Mountains’. Lakes sounds OK, it’s the mountains bit that sends shivers down our spines. What’s left of them anyway.

Booking….dot….”really”?

The Black Forest is both pristine nature and a playground for the rich and idle. Or at least the moderately well off with a bit of time on their hands. Actually, it is a place for the economically distressed and permanently frazzled. Like parents of young children. Or academics.

Consequently, nestling in the valleys below the mountains are many, many alpine style hotels designed to accommodate hordes of people seeking respite from the German industrial complex. They have names like ‘Flair’ Hotel, ‘Wellness’ Hotel, or ‘Luxus Landhaus’. Some of them look like towering apartment blocks, others alpine chalets that have grown too big for their foundations. There are simply hundreds of them. 

Choice paralysis. How could Rose and WM possibly make a decision? What were to be our criteria?

Number one emerged early. An informant of ours had warned us that the German definition of a twin-bedded room included two single beds securely fastened together by six-inch nails into a double bed. Individual duvets or not, Rose and WM did not fancy waking up in an inadvertent embrace. The German’s cultural endorsement of naturism and nudity did not apply to us. We are British, after all. Anyway, Rose does not like beards. 

So, it meant we were looking for two roomed places. Or a bed and a sofa. Or a bed and a kennel for Rose.

Secondly, we had to find places at the end of our walk stages. We quickly discovered that some of the endpoints were essentially no more than sheep pounds. Call us old and decrepit, (yeah, go on, we know it’s true) but we did decide one of the key criteria was a place with an actual roof. This meant at times we needed to look a little further away from the hiking endpoints.

Enter Booking.com.

One of the world’s most widely used hotel booking sites, booking.com, provides a handy feature whereby you put in a town/village/road name, and it gives you suitable properties either in the town/village/road or nearby. Allegedly. 

We quickly discovered a number of significant flaws to this apparently foolproof system. More Booking.really? than booking.yeah! The biggest flaw was that much of the area of the Black Forest we were wandering through came under the urban parish of ‘Baiersbronn’, which was not only our starting point but the postal area of several of the other section endpoints. Most of the hotels we identified ended up being back where we started from. Having planned to wander around 18km a day, we did not really fancy wandering back again just to get a bed for the night.

Our solution was to use the ‘View on Map’ feature in Bookin.really? which at least showed us where the potential guest house was compared to our endpoint. However, another big problem immediately emerged. Almost all the hotels, particularly the small cosy looking ones, were full on the dates we wanted them (fully booked up by October 2023, over seven months from our May 2024 wandering dates). Some did not take people for single nights. We felt inexorably pushed towards the big pantechnicons of pleasure. Hello Flair and Wellness!

Our first foray into booking.really? looked promising. We booked a nice medium sized place right at the beginning of the walk. Unfortunately, the next day we received a message to say that we – yes us, Rose and WM, not them – needed to cancel the booking because the owners were selling up at the end of the year and did not know what was going to happen thereafter. One wonders what would have happened if we had missed the message. Presumably we would have turned up to find the place locked up or turned into an aquarium.

Although there were plenty of other missteps along the way, our final criteria was absolutely inviolate. We had to have bears, preferably of the soft toy variety. No soft toy bears, no booking. Here is one we found earlier…..

Stirrings and Wirings

What with a global pestilence, and given that Rose and Wanderingman live in different continents, opportunities to perambulate have occurred with vanishing frequency during the 2020s. One futile attempt in 2022 resulted in no more than a 4km wheezy clomp around a French hillside before Rose was confined to barracks. A catastrophic series of multiple quarantine periods followed.

The year 2023 seemed potentially more auspicious, until Wanderingman fell victim to the surgeon’s knife, albeit one that brought feeling back to his feet and promise in the hills. A brief discussion, and the idea was mooted for a 2024 wander. But where?

A Spanish fly was planned – Rose and Co were to be feted at a wedding in Andalusia, with time to spare afterwards. An idea germinated. Something closer to home? Dave and Ann in France live not too far from pristine wandercountry. The Baltics perhaps or somewhere nearer to the centre of Europe?

What about Germany?

Great idea! Just a slight problem with the language……

The Dance of the Plague Walkers

Always alongside never behind 

Occasionally in front; he walked with a mule

A dusty old man, pack on back, for the mule was free from such enforced chores

Grey of beard, hair in ears, leathered tanned skin, barefoot, cracked nails. Single tears flowing from wind dried eyes

The mule wanted to rest awhile. Up at around 600 metres he guessed, a view over the plains onto the sea. He’d also rest awhile, see what came to mind. It was his favourite time of day- the without and within mixing it up. Sometimes nothing came, sometimes ordered thoughts, feelings, sensations made sense of a moment. Other times it was a kind of random jumble. All he had to do was notice, let it be.

Woke up this morning

Got them locked in blues

Said a dusty old man with no shoes

Here comes something

I can see the trees for the breeze

The sky from on high, 

mountains to climb as fantails fly

Paths with no footprint

Rocks with no blood

Her intentions are clear

Not misunderstood

Locked out, locked down, locked in

As Tim Leary might have said

Yea I woke up this morning

Got them locked in blues

My goodness

Burnished bumblebee with burnt orange pollen struggles against a soft soap sanity breeze imploring the earth to turn

Down on the plains in clear view humans emerge to throw away their threedom on fast food queues

Short trip lives on a long drop landscape

and its

One two three

Look and see

one two three

Bend your knee

One two three

Slide to the side

One two three

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As the tramper glides by

It’s the dance of the plague walkers

Gotta find a way to cure them

Gonna put on my tramping shoes

That’s harder than you think right now

He was wearing no shoes at this time because the mule had bitten the hand that helped feed it, now he couldn’t tie a loop for his laces. He’d forgotten how important a thumb was

Time feels like a cut finger

It’s functions unheeded until damaged

It ain’t no universal construct

Ebbing, flowing  managed

Not by office building or appointment

Just acceptance, engagement

A world outside not within 

Here it comes again, a blessing, for he’d no idea what that was all about

One two three

Look and see

And one two three

Bend your knee

One two three

Slide to the side

One two three

the tramper glides by

It’s the dance of the plague walkers

I can feel the earth trembling

Pushing up towards the sky

Can you feel the earth trembling

Pushing up towards the sky?

Gonna plant my feet upon her

Gonna ride that natural high

He looked up and saw grey sea shell clouds sucking up the white stuff. The temperature began to cool, likewise the mule. The way ahead looked stony and rough. The mule anticipated, snorted, setting off alone.

A dusty barefoot old man soon followed.

Bramford Speke, Stoke Canon and Upton Pyne from Exeter

This 22km walk takes you through the quiet countryside north of Exeter crossing from the Exe Valley into the Creedy Valley via the picturesque villages of Bramford Speke, Stoke Canon and Upton Pyne. Once off the main road out of Exeter it is a mixture of well marked paths, farm tracks and quiet roads. All information was correct as of the 23rd of April 2020. These instructions are for guidance only and do not replace an up to date map and the ability to navigate by it. Walkers choose to follow them at their own risk.

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The walk can be started anywhere in the centre of Exeter. The main road north – the A377 – should be followed as far as Cowley Bridge using the high pavement above the road to the right hand side. At Cowley Bridge turn left at a roundabout to cross a series of rail and river bridges. Be warned, the pavement on the first bridge and the road between them is on the right hand side and quite narrow. The most dangerous section is the final bridge where there is no pavement and the bridge is arched obscuring the view of oncoming traffic. Vehicles do come quickly around the bend ahead and the bridge is some 50 metres long. A rapid transit keeping eyes and ears open is required.

Keeping to the now pavemented right hand side of the road it is not long before the turn off to Bramford Speke is encountered on the right. Take this road and follow it until a small lodge house on a sharp left hand bend. Take the signposted track to the right and follow it, keeping to the right of the fork entrance to Pyne House. Shortly after, the path leaves the track and goes left to avoid some farm buildings before turning right and right again, emerging back left onto a narrow path along a hedgerow above the Exe valley to your right. Continue along this path, through a small wood and emerge onto another wide track in the valley.

Turn left and walk along the track until reaching a signpost offering four ways. Take the way ahead up the side of a grassy hill where the path is very indistinct. However, at the top of the hill the way obviously heads through a tiny stile, across the farm track and another stile into the field opposite. A short walk through the field and the path exists onto a farm track by a couple of barns. Turn right.

Following this, avoiding all side paths the route arrives at the road into Bramford Speke. Turn right, over the bridge and up the hill into the village centre. Note the path to Upton Pyne on the left just before a series of houses. This is the path to follow on the return part of the journey, but can be taken now if you wish to shorten the walk.

On reaching the signed road on the right that approaches the church, turn into it and then take one of the paths through the churchyard, round the back of the church where it exists into a narrow alley. Follow this until its end at a covered lytch gate. Turn sharp right down a steep metalled path to a footbridge over the River Exe. Cross the bridge and follow the obvious path ahead, ignoring other paths coming in from the right.

Soon signs ahead indicate private land, requiring a right turn to enter a broad field. Here, after a gate, it is possible to turn sharp left to reach a riverside path and the remains of an old railway bridge that used to cross the river here. However, before long this route requires a return walk along the other side of the field away again from the river. An alternative to this, albeit missing the bridge and picturesque river bank, is to take the path immediately ahead along the hedgerow.

The path now follows the river until emerging on a track where you turn left. Follow this track around a dog leg bend until coming to an obvious turn right. The track continues straight until it reaches a junction with a minor road where you turn right. This is the road to Stoke Canon, half way along which is an ancient stone cross at a tee junction, a pleasant lunch stop.

Continuing along the road, past some renovated new houses leads to a level crossing on the left over the main Exeter to London railway line on the outskirts of Stoke Canon. Turning left here you can find a pub and a small shop. However, the path goes right through a small gate and along the old branch line embankment towards Bramford Speke, whose church tower can be seen on the ridge ahead.

The path is easy to follow as it continues towards the village, crossing a small stream and ending up back at the footbridge over the Exe crossed previously. Retrace your steps into the village and find your way left along the main road through it towards the path to Upton Pyne noted earlier. Take this path which winds along the ridge above a stream, at one point turning left towards the small valley bottom. There are a few gates, stiles and bridges to negotiate before the path emerges alongside a large cultivated field via a final stile. Turn left here and follow the field edge before the path becomes a track and junctions with a tarmac road.

Turn left up the hill on this road into the village of Upton Pyne. The route now sticks to this road through the village, past initially old houses and the church and then newer buildings. Crest the rise and descend the other side of the hill, ignoring the road coming in from the left, until a signpost indicates a path on the right. This path cuts off the corner by hugging the edge of a field with a large tree in the middle of it. Although indistinct, there is a small path off the edge of the field before it ends, descending on the right, through a gate in a hedgerow and down to the railway line below.

Cross the line carefully, obeying the ‘stop, look, listen’ sign and turn left at the other side. The path now follows the river on your right before climbing some stairs to reach the side road just before a large bridge over the river Creedy. Turn right here to regain the main A377 ahead where by turning left you will be able to retrace your route back into Exeter.

An alternative to the busy and rather dangerous crossing of the river bridge referred to earlier, is to cross the main road at the crest of the hill ahead and take the narrow road on the right where there is a church on the junction. This is the back road into Exeter, running parallel to the A377 on the opposite side of the river bank. It is reasonably quiet although care should be taken as it is narrow, windy and has no footpaths. After a while, and immediately past a large mill on the left, it is possible to cut left into a grassy recreation area with playing fields. Otherwise the road, now footpathed on the left, heads towards a junction. Turn left, cross first the bridges over the flood channel and river, then the trainline (this time with operated barriers) and regain the A377. Turn right to return to the centre of Exeter.

Wandering by the Exe

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The congestion started slowly and then built fast. The sound of voices floated up from the tarmac path as it descended to the river. A couple of people strode towards me on a direct collision course from the meadows to the right. Their unleashed dog ran ahead of them, anxious to investigate this sudden stranger.

As is the way in these straightened times, the couple halted to let me pass before they joined the track behind me. Ahead was a bridge, formed of metal. Painted a rusty cedar colour it masqueraded as ancient wood, flanked by what in other lands would be a religious shrine. Here, rather prosaically, this white domed structure merely formed the doorway to the hidden woodland garden of the house above us, the house itself perching grandly at the top of the steep escarpment.

More noise. At the far end, another couple, another dog. Trapped by the rules of pandemic engagement, the human elements of the congestion ground to a halt whilst the sequence of proceeding were telepathically negotiated. The dogs were having none of it and raced towards each other, meeting in the middle of the span, sniffing, shaking and shedding fur and potentially virus laden particles all along the way ahead.

There was no hope for it other than to stride through the cloud of fluff and possible pathogen. The two couples, clearly well known to each other, shared pleasantries about the climate and their canine wards. The dogs, equally well mutually aquatinted, lost interest in the lone walker and raced off along the bankside. The path cleared, and I strode past into the field beyond.

An hour or so prior to this encounter, I had been walking north on the A377 from the centre of Exeter using a high footpath beside what, even in the shutdown times of 2020, was still a busy road. At times the path was 15 feet above the road. Ironically, whereas in past times this was a source of refuge from the roaring traffic below, its narrow width left no room for manoeuvre around those walking in the opposite direction. Pedestrians, not vehicles, were the greatest source of danger now.

Further on, conventional danger awaited. Once the pavement had descended to a more usual relationship with the road, the route veered left at a roundabout across a series of rail and river bridges. The latter one, immediately before a blind bend, arched with a dip on both sides. Fifty metres long it was totally denuded of pavement. Biding my time, I chose a hopeful moment to begin the dash across. As could be predicted, with no more than half of the span completed, around the bend hurtled a speeding delivery truck. Initially it pulled out across the line dividing the carriageways, only to encounter an oncoming vehicle approaching over the crest. The hiss of airbrakes signified the driver’s intention to spare my life. With mutually thankful smiles and rueful waving of arms I was across.

Happily, it was no more than a five minute trembling arrhythmic stroll before the road turning right to Bramford Speke promised a respite from the speeding drivers on their ‘essential’ journeys; a further five minutes more to the beginnings of a path away from the road, passing to the right of the small lodge house of the Pynes estate. This metalled and then gravelled track curved around the grand entrance drive to Pynes House itself, a Grade II listed Queen Anne style country house built between 1700 and 172. In her novel Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen’s is said to have drawn inspiration for Barton Park from Pynes House.

It was not long before other senses and sensibilities came to the fore. Home Farm, the working element of the estate, barred the way, diverting the path on a dog leg around some enclosed barns. One did not need to be a vegan, vegetarian or mere animal lover to be affronted by the porcine factory, inserted squarely into the Devonian countryside. The snorts and shrieks of pigs forced to live their entire lives on beds of concrete; the stench of their squalid existence left no doubt that here ‘local produce’ meant intensively reared meat for pared down prices and profit.

This was not the only example on the walk of the clash of values between hiking visitors and resident land users. Immediately after the congested bridge below Bramford Speke the map showed a path wandering alongside the river. Sadly, the reality on the ground was instead a plethora of keep out signs and barred gates. What dispute, change of ownership or catastrophic event could have precipitated the padlocks? The intention to prevent encroachment was in no doubt, however. A few yards further one, beyond the obstruction and across a stile, was another sign entreating the walker to take the ‘hedgerow path ahead, rather than head left towards the river as the map suggested.

A combined bloody mindedness and desire to see the meanders compelled me to stride left towards the river, a decision validated by the oncoming of another dog walker engaged in a loud business conversation, her mobile turned to speaker phone. Social isolation and home working takes many forms.

The river was worth my perversity. Here, only the buttresses remained of a once mighty river crossing for the Exe Valley Railway, which once linked Bristol and Exeter to stations in Somerset, closed as were so many in the mid 1960s. Nonetheless, even here the barbed wire was strung along the bank preventing access to the beachside below. A charitable explanation would be that this prevented cows from falling into the river. However, the presence of carefully flattened and bent cider cans laid over the barbs, hinted at a different rationale, one rejected enterprisingly by the local youths.

Further evidence of the clash between ownership and access that so bedevils land in the UK continued across this section of the walk. Shortly after the old bridge, the way was barred again by more wire, necessitating a trudge back down the opposite side of the field to rejoin the ‘hedgerow path’ and a left turn to the other side of the obstruction. Contrariness continued, for the bank of trees and bushes along which I had just walked was no more than a few feet wide and presented no justifiable reason for wire. Ahead was a herd of brown cows, dozing in the sunshine, perfectly able to wander up both sides of the hedgerow, but like me, prevented from walking through.

At least the cows had the good fortune to spend some part of their lives roaming free. The pigs of Home Farm enjoyed no such benefits, firmly locked up in their concrete prison below a steaming iron roof. In Devon the refrain is often to reduce food miles and buy locally produced food. This tug at the moral heartstrings does not, however, mean a jot about animal welfare or compassionate farming. The ethical consumer is left to balance impossible conudrums of free range, organic welfare, transport costs and environmental impacts in a confusion of moral dilemmas.

Thankfully, the path beyond Home Farm headed out across an escarpment above the broad Exe Valley with Stoke Hill to the east. Briefly, wild flowers abounded before the path made a short sojourn through a wood and emerged on a broad stoney track in the valley itself. Turning left along this valley, the water meadows were more like peat bogs, sodden even after weeks of little rain. Vain attempts had been made to drain the land here, but to little avail. Standing water lay in the runnels and channels where tracked vehicles had attempted to cross. This area floods frequently and appeared to have little value to the farm behind me.

At a signpost, festooned with options, the Exe Valley Way which I was following, headed up a hillside, the path not so much indistinct as invisible. However, on cresting the hill the way obviously led to a tiny stile, a track crossing and across another stile into the next field. Soon afterwards, it joined an initially stony and then metalled track into the village, where of course occasional delivery vans passed me by, the only traffic now common on Devon’s roads.

The Exe Valley Way and its sometime companion the Devonshire Heartland Way take a mixture of quiet roads, farm tracks and walking paths as they head through the country. Visiting a range of villages, small and large, picturesque and functional, they conceive of a country idyll yet hide nothing of the realities of rural life from the observant walker. There is much sterility of land and habitation here. Close enough to the city’s employment sites, the villages are quiet and dormitory like, the land often a blank and infertile canvas for chemically enhanced growth. Although there is beauty in the villages, it is a beauty that lies pickled under protective paint layers, adorned with chocolate box tropes.

The land in particular is bent to an increasingly mechanised human will. Yellow, the preferred colour of the earthmover, is not hard to find. On the return path from Bramford Speke to Upton Pyne, a noisy and very large industrial instrument was laying waste to a hedgerow, merrily unconscious of nesting birdlife or wildlife migration routes. Its driver sat in insulated comfort in an enclosed cab, unconnected to the destruction being wrought by his mechanical behemoth. As I watched, saddened by the unconcerned mayhem, I could only conclude that the additional few feet being torn from the hedge and turned into field might make the difference between profit and loss. But at what cost?

After my adventure with bridges and barbed wire I found a way to the end of the river’s meanders and onto a series of quiet country lanes that led eventually to the outskirts of Stoke Canon. Here was where the extinct branch line, whose skeletal crossing remnants I had come across earlier, had commenced its journey north. Rather than enter the village, I chose to take the remains of this railway track along an embankment above the low lying, and flood prone, land below, heading back towards Bramford Speke.

Although there is a pub in Bramford Speke, there is no shop. As I walked along the old track I came across a villager who was returning to Bramford Speke. He carried a bright orange shopping bag, full of provisions he had bought from the small supermarket in Stoke Canon – the nearest place open. Another example of the sad loss of community space and facilities typical in these villages, housing only people that wish to escape from the city and yet who paradoxically spend most of their time in urban work.

There is no road bridge across for miles north and south, the river dividing these two sides of the Exe Valley, This track spoke of connections and movement harking back to a different time. A time when villages communicated with each other through the propulsion of legs not wheels, hearts and lungs not engines. Ordinarily, people one meet seem to have little connection with husbandry or land. The strolling shopper, in contrast, had an accent that told of connection and rural lineage. He lived here, not merely resided. A man of, not in.

The path returned to the faux wooden bridge and back up the tarmac into Bramford Speke. Here, the centre of the village continued the illusion, a parody of itself. Ancient dwellings wherein the poor might previously have been squashed several families at a time, had now been converted into pristine spacious houses decorated and festooned with the paraphernalia of the English cottage garden. No productive land here, a feast for the eye not the stomach.

In contrast, Upton Pyne, reached through a simple ridgeway path accessed from the right of the road heading back towards Exeter from Bramford Speke, has a considerably more mixed appeal. Turning left at the end of the path, the village is a melange of ancient and weatherbeaten thatched cottages, dirty farmhouses, a church and village social club – all speaking of age and experience – that quickly gives out onto rude modern houses built when English councils were allowed to do such things for their poorer inhabitants. The village stands as a window into the passage of history and attitudes, its initial attractions dented by the realities of rural life and poverty in a newer age. No townie, envious of the rural life, will convert these modern versions of the country cottage into desirable executive dwellings.

At the end of the housing estate, the road crested a rise and headed downhill towards the valley of the River Creedy, which joins the Exe at the bridge where I had had my previous near-death experience. I took a path off the road to the right in order to cut off a corner of the road. This benefit had to be balanced against a further death defying manoeuvre in passing over the single track railway on an unmanned crossing as it ran parallel with the river. A vision of a past world, reminiscent of the Railway Children, the route beyond finally left yet another quaint reminder of old Devon and simpler times for the main road.

Thereafter, eschewing the pleasures of another 50 yard dash along the main road, I made my return to Exeter via the back road towards Exwick, on the west side of the River Exe. Despite multiple blind bends, sharp rises and the complete absence of footpaths, traffic tends to be respectful of the dangers from coming face to face with oncoming cars along the narrow single track road, an attitude also conducive to pedestrian survival.

With vehicles so infrequent, the sound of two weirs crashing below the steep land to the left was one final reminder that this countryside is far from virgin. The land, the river, the pasture, all are tamed and bent to the will of humankind. To walk in this environment provides as little a glimpse into it as does living here. All walkers and dwellers, whether residing, working or passing through, interact with the land at the most superficial level. The terrain is stripped of nutrients, torn of unwanted growth, flattened for the foundations of farm factories or merely a temporary site of residence. Few that live and work here are more a part of it than those that visit.

The spires of Exeter beckoned. I left the countryside behind and entered the city across Flowerpot playing fields. Into an environment where equivocation is absent; unlike the land, unambiguous in its identity. A city that is what it says it is, from a countryside that is unsettled in its unresolved identity.